A Vampire, A Rapper and an Escape Artist
Author: Katie Bedford
It’s been a dramatic week.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex announced via Instagram that they’ll be stepping down from their royal duties, working to become financially independent. But they didn’t consult dear old Liz.
A psychic, who uses asparagus to tell the future and correctly predicted Brexit and England winning the Cricket World Cup, has forecast a royal bereavement is on the cards in 2020.
And, BAFTA came under fire for diversity yet again after releasing its overbearingly white, predominantly male nominee list which snubbed the likes of Greta Gerwig, Lupita Nyong’o and Jennifer Lopez.
A royal fuck up if there ever was one.
Welcome to the week that was.