Moving onto something much more impressive now.
Have you ever visited a new place that has left you utterly speechless? So awestruck and inspired that you’ve just had to leave a TripAdvisor review to let others know about your magical experience?
Well this week, a mysterious new landmark in the UK has caused a flurry of online reviews on TripAdvisor.
But what was this “majestic wonder” that one tourist said they “could easily compare to the majestic wonder of Stonehenge or even the Pyramids”?
A lost city? A hidden lagoon? A portal to an undiscovered parallel universe?
It was of course…
The Natwest hole.
Source: Derby Telegraph
The new tourist spot gained so many shining reviews this week that it reached the top five attractions in Derbyshire (and what an accolade that is) until TripAdvisor stopped the fun and games, freezing all further contributions because they ‘do not describe a first-hand experience.’
[audience boos]
And if that didn’t rain on our parade, it turns out the mysterious hole does actually serve a purpose. It allows ATM users to check if anyone is lurking whilst they pop their pin into the machine.
Just don’t tell those whimsical admirers or they’ll be kicking down your door in their genie pants and telling you that you just haven’t seen enough of the world, man.